Being that Biblical history has been replete with the record of Hebrew patriarchs having multiple concubines . . .

Genesis 25:6 But to the sons of his concubines Abraham gave gifts, and while he was still living he sent them away from his son Isaac, eastward to the east country.

Genesis 30:1 When Rachel saw that she bore Jacob no children, she envied her sister; and she said to Jacob, "Give me children, or I shall die!"
2 Jacob's anger was kindled against Rachel, and he said, "Am I in the place of God, who has withheld from you the fruit of the womb?"
3 Then she said, "Here is my maid Bilhah; go in to her, that she may bear upon my knees, and even I may have children through her."
4 So she gave him her maid Bilhah as a wife; and Jacob went in to her.
5 And Bilhah conceived and bore Jacob a son.
6 Then Rachel said, "God has judged me, and has also heard my voice and given me a son"; therefore she called his name Dan.
7 Rachel's maid Bilhah conceived again and bore Jacob a second son.
8 Then Rachel said, "With mighty wrestlings I have wrestled with my sister, and have prevailed"; so she called his name Naphtali.
9 When Leah saw that she had ceased bearing children, she took her maid Zilpah and gave her to Jacob as a wife.
10 Then Leah's maid Zilpah bore Jacob a son.
11 And Leah said, "Good fortune!" so she called his name Gad.
12 Leah's maid Zilpah bore Jacob a second son.
13 And Leah said, "Happy am I! For the women will call me happy"; so she called his name Asher.
14 In the days of wheat harvest Reuben went and found mandrakes in the field, and brought them to his mother Leah. Then Rachel said to Leah, "Please give me some of your son's mandrakes."
15 But she said to her, "Is it a small matter that you have taken away my husband? Would you take away my son's mandrakes also?" Rachel said, "Then he may lie with you tonight for your son's mandrakes."
16 When Jacob came from the field in the evening, Leah went out to meet him, and said, "You must come in to me; for I have hired you with my son's mandrakes." So he lay with her that night.
17 And God responded to Leah, and she conceived and bore Jacob a fifth son.
18 Leah said, "God has given me my hire because I gave my maid to my husband"; so she called his name Issachar.
19 And Leah conceived again, and she bore Jacob a sixth son.
20 Then Leah said, "God has endowed me with a good dowry; now my husband will honor me, because I have borne him six sons"; so she called his name Zebulun.
21 Afterwards she bore a daughter, and called her name Dinah.
22 Then God remembered Rachel, and God responded to her and opened her womb.
23 She conceived and bore a son, and said, "God has taken away my reproach";
24 and she called his name Joseph, saying, "May the LORD add to me another son!"
25 When Rachel had borne Joseph, Jacob said to Laban, "Send me away, that I may go to my own home and country.
26 Give me my wives and my children for whom I have served you, and let me go; for you know the service which I have given you."
27 But Laban said to him, "If you will allow me to say so, I have learned by divination [ "divination?" ] that the LORD has blessed me because of you;

[ Note that the entire Jacobic/Israeli tribal structure, even yet mentioned by the twelve tribal names in the future-prophecies-book of Revelation (chapter 7), was and is built upon one-man-with-four-woman God-allowed-and-never-rebuked polygamy, which Hebrew-religion marital relationships were all simultaneously ongoing ].

Second Samuel 5:13 And David took more concubines and wives from Jerusalem, after he came from Hebron; and more sons and daughters were born to David.
Second Samuel 15:16 So the king went forth, and all his household after him. And the king left ten concubines to keep the house.

First Kings 11:3 [Solomon] had seven hundred wives, princesses, and three hundred concubines; and his wives turned away his heart.

First Chronicles 3:9 All these were David's sons, besides the sons of the concubines; and Tamar was their sister.

Second Chronicles 11:21 Rehoboam loved Maacah the daughter of Absalom above all his wives and concubines (he took eighteen wives and sixty concubines, and had twenty-eight sons and sixty daughters)

Esther 2:14 In the evening she went, and in the morning she came back to the second harem in custody of Shaashgaz the king's eunuch who was in charge of the concubines; she did not go in to the king [Ahusuerus] again, unless the king delighted in her and she was summoned by name.

Ecclesiastes 2:8 I also gathered for myself silver and gold and the treasure of kings and provinces; I got singers, both men and women, and many concubines, man's delight.

Song of Solomon 6:8 There are sixty queens and eighty concubines, and maidens without number.
Song of Solomon 6:9 My dove, my perfect one, is only one, the darling of her mother, flawless to her that bore her. The maidens saw her and called her happy; the queens and concubines also, and they praised her.

Daniel 5:2 Belshazzar, when he tasted the wine, commanded that the vessels of gold and of silver which Nebuchadnezzar his father had taken out of the temple in Jerusalem be brought, that the king and his lords, his wives, and his concubines might drink from them.

. . . and the Holy Spirit, through His Scriptural author Saint Paul, forbid only bishops and deacons from being simultaneously in a married state with more than one woman . . .

First Timothy 3:2 Now a bishop must be above reproach, the husband of one wife, temperate, sensible, dignified, hospitable, an apt teacher,
First Timothy 3:12 Let deacons be the husband of one wife, and let them manage their children and their households well.

Titus 1:5 This is why I left you in Crete, that you might amend what was defective, and appoint elders in every town as I directed you,
6 if any man is blameless, the husband of one wife, and his children are believers and not open to the charge of being profligate or insubordinate.
7 For a bishop, as God's steward, must be blameless; he must not be arrogant or quick-tempered or a drunkard or violent or greedy for gain,
8 but hospitable, a lover of goodness, master of himself, upright, holy, and self-controlled;
9 he must hold firm to the sure word as taught, so that he may be able to give instruction in sound doctrine and also to confute those who contradict it.

. . . ( thus the understanding that for non-clergy non-church-officials lay-person congregants what was (and yet still is!) allowable (though admittedly perhaps rare and maybe inconvenient for sloganizing with not 'One Man, One Woman' but instead: 'One Husband, Multiple Concubines') . . .

. . . and because of the plethora of magazine pics and videos porn and masseuse/escort prostitutes readily available (particularly here across America now in the early 21st century), especially on Backpage and Friendfinder internet and advertised on TV and in phone books and metro tabloids . . .

. . . and because many women have recurrent and sometimes extended diverse handicaps, maladies, sickness, disabilities, monthly menstrual prohibitions, increasing disinterest in doing sex and/or certain types of sexual behavior such as performing fellatio, frustrated with the previous-masturbation-exacerbated erectile-dysfunction limpid-and-flaccid impotence of particularly older men . . .

. . . and because laws against fornication have been overturned and purged so that many young people freely cohabitate together in sexual immorality with completely immunity . . .

. . . and because of adversarial and malicious chauvinism and the non-cooperative spirit of rebellious and defiant feminist sexism of capriciously-frigid sadistic girls and women tyrannizing with rampant imposition of out-of-place, non-restricted, and sexually-harassing non-solicited female-human mopheadedness and naked-armed sleeveslessness and nude-legged slackslessness and exposing parts of bare female feet with soxless flipflops and sandals (especially during warmer weather) in practically every place males go to . . .

. . . and because the national situation has become so degraded that homosexual sodomy unions in certain states of the Union are accepted by all levels of government . . .

. . . what is desperately needed is an efficient and discreet catalyst offering the opportunity for decently-attired younger Christian women past puberty (aged 15 to 35 years old) to become available for acquisition and deployment as permanent-marital-relationship concubines to already-married Christian men (past puberty, age 16 to 76+) seeking an additional, non-State-registered, common-law-concubine spouse for permanent marital relationship with such.

Such, under present American law, is not to be considered "polygamy," because any such concubine here in America now in 2014 and beyond would legally still be regarded as a 'Single' in terms of government identification and registration pertaining to such financially-related phenomena as Social Security, the IRS, and so forth.

That does not mean that a non-government-sponsored Christian marriage ceremony with choice Christian witnesses cannot take place between a genuinely-Christian older man and his young-adult authentically-Christian concubine. It does require, however, that no State Marriage License be involved nor signed, as was the case during the 18th, 19th, and early part of the 20th century in the United States.

Currently, of course, an Arab or African sheik or chief bringing his harem of wives into this country is not required by American law to desert, disown, nor divorce any of those women in his privately-owned marital flock.

Hence, the novel presence of this Christian Concubine Connexxxion.

Perhaps one of the best ways for an older already-happily-married man to somewhat-secretly solicit a targeted personal-vehicle-owning, specific-local church-attending, and perhaps yet-available young Christian woman who has been under his casual surveillance is . . .well . . . .

First Corinthians 7:1 Now concerning the matters about which you wrote. It is well for a man not to touch a woman.
2 But because of the temptation to immorality, each man should have his own wife and each woman her own husband.
3 The husband should give to his wife her conjugal rights, and likewise the wife to her husband.
4 For the wife does not rule over her own body, but the husband does; likewise the husband does not rule over his own body, but the wife does.
5 Do not refuse one another except perhaps by agreement for a season, that you may devote yourselves to prayer; but then come together again, lest Satan tempt you through lack of self-control.
6 I say this by way of concession, not of command.
7 I wish that all were as I myself am. But each has his own special gift from God, one of one kind and one of another.
8 To non-married and widows I say that it is well for them to remain single as I do.
9 But if they cannot exercise self-control, they should marry. For it is better to marry than to be aflame with passion.
10 To the married I give charge, not I but the Lord, that the wife should not separate from her husband
11 but if she does, let her remain single or else be reconciled to her husband -- and that the husband should not divorce his wife.

Purchase of, then consistently wearing (when in public), a "friendship" or "purity" ring on the 4th finger of the left hand of the concubine-to-be is optional and perhaps recommended so she is not solicited by any other man.

What is alluded to in . . .

Genesis 26:6 So Isaac lived in Gerar.
7 When the men of the place asked him about his wife, he said, "She is my sister"; for he feared to say, "My wife," thinking, "lest the men of the place should kill me for the sake of Rebekah"; because she was beautiful to look upon.
8 When he had been there a long time, Abimelech king of the Philistines looked out of a window and saw Isaac fondling Rebekah his wife.
9 So Abimelech called Isaac, and said, "Hey, she is your wife; how then could you say, 'She is my sister'?" Isaac said to him, "Because I thought, 'Lest I die because of her.'"
10 Abimelech said, "What is this you have done to us? One of the people might easily have lain with your wife, and you would have brought guilt upon us."
11 So Abimelech warned all the people, saying, "Whoever touches this man or his wife shall be put to death."

. . . and:

Leviticus 15:18 If a man lies with a woman and has an emission of semen, both of them shall bathe themselves in water, and be unclean until the evening.

. . . and:

Judges 21:19 So they said, "Hey, there is the yearly feast of the LORD at Shiloh, which is north of Bethel, on the east of the highway that goes up from Bethel to Shechem, and south of Lebonah."
20 And they commanded the Benjaminites, saying, "Go and lie in wait in the vineyards,
21 and watch; if the daughters of Shiloh come out to dance in the dances, then come out of the vineyards and seize each man his wife from the daughters of Shiloh, and go to the land of Benjamin.
22 And when their fathers or their brothers come to complain to us, we will say to them, 'Grant them graciously to us; because we did not take for each man of them his wife in battle, neither did you give them to them, else you would now be guilty.'"
23 And the Benjaminites did so, and took their wives, according to their number, from the dancers whom they carried off; then they went and returned to their inheritance, and rebuilt the towns, and dwelt in them.

. . . and:

Song of Solomon 1:2 Oh that you would kiss me with the kisses of your mouth! For your love is better than wine,
4:16 Awake, north wind, and come, south wind! Blow upon my garden, let its fragrance be wafted abroad. Let my beloved come to his garden, and eat its choicest fruits.
7:7 You are stately [ have good posture? ] as a palm tree, and your breasts are like its clusters.
7:8 I say I will climb the palm tree and lay hold of its branches. Oh, may your breasts be like clusters of the vine, and the scent of your breath like apples,
8:1 Oh that you were like a brother to me, that nursed at my mother's breast! If I met you outside, I would kiss you, and none would despise me.

. . . and:

Ezekiel 16:36 Thus says the Lord GOD, "Because your shame was laid bare and your nakedness uncovered in your harlotries with your lovers, and because of all your idols, and because of the [abortion-homicide? ] blood of your children that you gave to them,
16:37 therefore, hey, I will gather all your lovers, with whom you took pleasure, all those you loved and all those you loathed; I will gather them against you from every side, and will uncover your nakedness to them, that they may see all your nakedness.
23:3 they played the harlot in Egypt; they played the harlot in their youth; there their breasts were pressed and their virgin nipples squeezed.
23:20 and doted upon her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose issue was like that of horses.

. . . and more after the couple has mutually signed both copies of a concubinal mate certificate can discreetly (and inexpensively!) occur within some remote-enough latchable outdoor biffy or even a lockable unisex family restroom within a church or shopping center, inside a windowless van, secluded storage unit, etc.

There are many factors involved in making onesself available as a concubine candidate, actually becoming a concubine, searching for a suitable concubine to acquire and possess, and actually soliciting and accepting a teen-or-older eligible as one's privately-owned, chaste-and-faithful, personal concubine.

One of those things to take into consideration is parental reaction, or that of brothers and sisters and other kinfolk who might initially misunderstand and somewhat persecute the concubine and her marital male partner they have no ownership of and no legal right to stalk, harass, detain, nor report to law-enforcement officers. There is also the possibility of experiencing disdain of accusatory employers and friends concocting questionable-reputation gossip and prejudicially initiating disassociative segregation, and so on. Another thing is potential production and management of birthed children relating to identification, schooling, and relation of those children to the State and its social-worker agencies.

However, it is not unheard of nowadays for children to reside in one-parent homes, such as those wherein a widow or widower resides, or a non-remarried divorced parent. Frequently, even welfare benefits for housing and food are given to such people.

It is also not unusual for particularly a cohabitational woman not legally married to some man to continue to identify herself with her maiden name, and even for a divorced woman to resort back to her maiden name, or have a legally-registered hyphenated last name or non-registered nickname or alias. Thus, a concubine can identify herself with her original first name, her not-legally-married husband's name as her middle name, and her original maiden last name . . . and tell the State to regard her as a 'single' person "in a complicated permanent relationship."

A concubine is not an adulterizing nor fornicating "mistress," nor a prostitute nor whore nor slut nor harlot. She is not "having an affair" but is instead is respectably forever cemented into in a lower-status-than-legal-wife permanent marital relationship with an honorable already-happily-married-with-someone-else man, who might or might not convey or disclose (as much as possible) to his primary wife the existence of his possibly-covert concubine.

Such certainly is preferable to secretly adulterizing or fornicating or sodomizing or funding masseuse/escort prostitutes, or lusting at covertly-obtained-and-retained pornography of all types. And I won't even further consider same-gender pseudo-"marriage" lust-not-love homosodomizing of homoqueers.

A true and genuine Christian is one who has non-conditionally and totally surrendered to their Lord and Master Jesus Christ, believes and professes that He expects and requires perfect 24/7 obedience to all of His moral laws without qualifications, and if they do not so accommodate and comply they will burn in Hell forever, and consequentially they fear, respect, and love their Creator Him without forced coercion with the own free will, rightly considering Him "the only game in town."

In stark contrast, a pseudo-"christian" neither believes nor declares that God non-conditionally demands absolute perfection and 24/7 obedience by and from them without any qualifications. The atoning sacrifice of Christ on a cross does not and never will apply to such who claim the grace of God but actually use it as an license-to-sin excuse to commit a little evil now and then because of their worship-themselves-as-god non-willingness to give up every one of their idols of whatever types and their compromising refusal to displease their demonic worldly friends in their lying self-deceived and self-deluded, cross-of-Christ-despising, egotistical-self-esteem self-importance and anti-authority rebelliousness.

1. What is your nickname or alias? _______________

2. What is your Social Security Number? ________ - _____ - ________

3. In what city and state do you receive IRS tax info? __________________ _____

4. What is your gender? _________

5. What is your birthdate? ________________________

6. Are you mostly Caucasian, Negroid, or Asian? __________________

7. What language do you speak most fluently? _____________________

8. What is your present height? _____ ft. ____ in.

9. What is your present weight? _________ lbs.

10. What is your eye color? ____________

11. What is your present hair color? _____________

12. Are you a vocational or college graduate? _______

13. What is your main occupation with which you acquire most of your income?

________________________________________________________

14. Is your income range above $ 15,000 per year? ________

15. Do you have stock market or real estate investments? ________

16. Which not-yet-paid loans (if any) do you have? ______________________________

17. Do you live alone? _______ In an apartment, cabin, house, trailer, RV, townhouse, or condo? _______________

18. Are you presently renting/leasing a storage unit? ________

19. What is the year, make, and model of the vehicle you mostly drive?

_________ ____________________________ ____________________

20. Specify all of which of the following you presently own: boat, outboard motor, motorcycle, and/or snowmobile

_____________________________________________________

21. Do you generally wear glasses? ________

22. What handicaps or disabilities do you presently have? _______________________

23. What temporary or continuing diseases do you presently have? ________________

24. What prescription or over-the-counter pharmaceutical drugs have you swallowed within the past month?

____________________________________________________

25. To your knowledge, are you fertile or can you bear children? ________

26. If you are able, do you want to produce or bear children, and can you afford to do that? ________

27. What is the name and city-and-state location of the church you mostly attend?

_____________________________________________________ _____

28. What religion or religious denomination do you mostly affiliate yourself with? _____________________

1a. The time span during which Christ created lifeforms on planet Earth was six seconds, minutes, hours, days, weeks, months, years, decades, centuries, millennia, or eons? __________

2a. According to Genesis chapter one, were the sun and stars created first, or instead the earth created first? _________

3a. According to Genesis chapter one, did lava or did water cover Earth's outermost surface?__________

4a. The oldest person recorded in the Old Testament was a man or a woman?________

5a. What body part is the priest supposed to unbind on a woman suspected of committing adultery in RSV's Number 5:18? _______

6a. The person of either gender who was the wisest on record in the Bible was ___________

7a. For what Hebrew male did the sun stand still? __________

8a. Who was the strongest person of either gender on record in the Bible?__________

9a. What body part is shameful to expose according to Isaiah 20:4?__________

10a. Was Tamar wearing a multi-colored robe, or instead a long-sleeved full-length gown according to RSV's and NASV's Second Samuel 13:18? __________________________

11a. The nakedness and shame of what body parts is the virgin daughter of Babylon in RSV's Isaiah 47:1-3 ordered to uncover? ______

12a. Which Bible book is named after the person who was in the lion's den?____________

13a. What body parts are not to be publicly unshod according to RSV's Jeremiah 2:25? _______

14a. The four males-named major gospels of the New Testament are ____________, ____________, ___________, and _________

15a. What male-named angel appeared to Mary the mother of Jesus?__________

16a. In Luke 1:36, the male John in the womb is referred to as a son, or instead an embryo? ________________

17a. In Luke 1:41 and Luke 2:16, male John in the womb and male Jesus in the manger are each referred to as a babe, or instead a fetus?__________

18a. The earthly father of Jesus who His Heavenly Father begot through Mary was__________

19a. Were jealous disbelieving jews, or instead Pilate, mostly to blame for Christ's lynching and murder? _____

20a. Of Christ's disciples, the male tax collector was __________, the rock was ___________, the beloved was _________, the guileless was ______________and the male traitor was _________

21a. In view of RSV's Song 7:5, do the churches of God regard a woman's sensuous mopheadedness sufficient as a prayer covering, according to First Corinthians 11:13-16? ____

22a. Of those who Jesus brought back to life, there was one girl and ___ males.

23a. According to First Corinthians chapters 11 and 14, men are the head of the home, and_________should keep quiet in church.

24a. According to First Corinthians 6:9-10, will effeminate and sodomites inherit the kingdom of God?________

25a. Do older and more reliable English translations of the New Testament inform us in 1st Corinthians chapter 7 that it is good for a man to not touch, or instead to not marry a woman?__________

26a. The instruction for woman to be dressed modestly in decent clothing and not exercise authority over men is found in chapter two of which of Paul's New Testament epistles? _______________

27a. According to KJV's First Timothy 5:14, should younger women or instead younger widows marry and bear children?__________ ________

28a. According to KJV's 1st John 5:7, the three who bear witness are the _______, the ____, and the _______ _________.

29. How many epistles are attributed to John?__________

30a. What New-Testament book was written anonymously? ____________

31a. What New Testament book states that we are justified by works and not faith alone?_________

32a. The two-person antichrists of Beast and False Prophet are found in what New Testament book?_________________

33a. According to Revelation chapter 13, The Tribulation Period after which Christ returns to destroy the Beast and False Prophet and their armies known as His Second Coming at Armageddon is ____ months long.

34a. The duration of confinement for the Beast, False Prophet, Devil, demons, and the immoral majority of humans on the broad and easy road to the outer-darkness Lake of Fire never-ending destruction is a fraction of a second, three days, 60 days, 90 days, one year, 10 years, 20 years, or forever?___________

followed by:

1. What is your nickname or alias? _______________

2. What is your Social Security Number? ________ - _____ - ________

3. In what city and state do you receive IRS tax info? __________________ _____

4. What is your gender? _________

5. What is your birthdate? ________________________

6. Are you mostly Caucasian, Negroid, or Asian? __________________

7. What language do you speak most fluently? _____________________

8. What is your present height? _____ ft. ____ in.

9. What is your present weight? _________ lbs.

10. What is your eye color? ____________

11. What is your present hair color? _____________

12. Are you a vocational or college graduate? _______

13. What is your main occupation with which you acquire most of your income?

________________________________________________________

14. Is your income range above $ 15,000 per year? ________

15. Do you have stock market or real estate investments? ________

16. Which not-yet-paid loans (if any) do you have? ______________________________

17. Do you live alone? _______ In an apartment, cabin, house, trailer, RV, townhouse, or condo? _______________

18. Are you presently renting/leasing a storage unit? ________

19. What is the year, make, and model of the vehicle you mostly drive?

_________ ____________________________ _______________________

20. Specify all of which of the following you presently own: boat, outboard motor, motorcycle, and/or snowmobile

_____________________________________________________

21. Do you generally wear glasses? ________

22. What handicaps or disabilities do you presently have? _______________________

23. What temporary or continuing diseases do you presently have? ________________

24. What prescription or over-the-counter pharmaceutical drugs have you swallowed within the past month?

____________________________________________________

25. To your knowledge, are you fertile or can you bear children? ________

26. If you are able, do you want to produce or bear children, and can you afford to do that? ________

27. What is the name and city-and-state location of the church you mostly attend?

_____________________________________________________ _____

28. What religion or religious denomination do you mostly affiliate yourself with? _____________________

29. Will you use spermicides, condoms, or contraceptives when married to temporarily or permanently intend to not produce children? ________

30. Are you willing to suggest committing or commit abortion-homicide murder (i.e. infanticide) to terminate pregnancy? ________

31. Are you an effeminate homogay, or same-gender sodomite? _______

32. Do you presume valid the anti-Genesis non-scientific myth of evolution? _______

33. Do you dabble in astrology, the occult, witchcraft, sorcery, voodoo, or necromancy? ______

34. Do you consider yourself a chauvinistic sexist feminist or sexist-feminist supporter? ______

35. Is it acceptable for your mate to sip alcoholic communion wine during communion? ________

36. Do you eat meat bloody rare or medium rare? ________

37. Do you ever smoke or chew nicotine products? ______

38. Is it necessary or helpful for a healthy, Christian, young woman to apply artificial additions to supposedly enhance her beauty like Leviticus 19:28-forbidden tattoos and body piercings? _____

39. Is it necessary or helpful for a healthy, Christian, young woman to apply artificial additions to supposedly enhance her beauty with Jezebel-and-harlot-like eye shadow, eyelashes, fingernail polish, toenail polish, lipstick, allergies-exacerbating perfumes, or rouge in view of II Kings 9:30 and Ezekiel 23:40 _____

40. Should women occupy their time shopping for needless higher-priced new or different clothes, jewelry, or new cars according to I Timothy 2:9 and I Peter 3:3? ______

41. Do you vote for anti-abortion, anti-homosexual, anti-feminist politicians? ______

42. Do you prefer female government officials, lawyers, judges, newscasters, clergy.....or instead males? ________

43. Should a man be medically treated by male doctors only, and especially a woman be medically treated by female physicians only? ___________

44. Is it OK to sexually stimulate and sexually harass erotically-sensitive men in general public view by exposing naked female mopheadedness, arms, legs, and socksless feet during summer and/or indoor/outdoor sports in their possible or obvious view? ________

45. Should women arrogantly compete against men in the business and corporate world..... or instead stay home and tend to housekeeping and child-raising? ______________________

46. It is appropriate to read the New Revised Standard Version or Revised Standard Version Old Testament and the King James Version (or John Wesley) New Testament and New King James Version or KJ21 for devotions with your date? ________

47. Pertaining to cohabitational living-together details, should the husband have the final and overriding say as to any household and familial-related phenomena which has, does, and will occur? _________

48. Would you be content to become married to your date without a wedding ceremony, and should common-law spouses wear marriage rings on the 4th fingers of their left hands (if convenient)? ________

49. Have you ever been lain with nude or been known nude in the sexual sense? _______

50. Are you a never-been-married single? ________ A virgin, genitally? ________

[NOTE: After the applicants answer the questions in this exam, and the reviewer receives those answers, if the reviewer does not communicate with the applicant(s) after one week, the reviewer no longer regards the applicant(s) as eligible for further consideration].

Promptly following selection completion by both the administrator and submitted answers from the designated man and the woman potential-spouses-to-become, the following is sent to the couple, photocopies of which to-be-fully-completed form is sent from the man and the woman individually by e-mail to the administrator, and (upon the administrator receiving such from the man and the woman separately), acknowledged response is e-mailed back to the man and the woman by the administrator before the man and woman begin heterosexual massage together:

1. The Officiant or Optional Witness mentioned above is exactly that: optional. The witness need not be either a denominationally-"ordained" nor a non-"ordained" clergyman.

2. NO State or Government Marriage License or Certificate is to be involved in this marriage declaration. Early in American history, marriage licenses were not issued by the Government, nor should they be, unless so desired by both spouses. Many laws and statutes of Government are not in accord with Biblical imperatives and directives, such as certain ones questionably interpreted relating to so-called "civil" "rights," "equal rights," "human rights," and other phenomena relating to child custody and property or assets management in case of "legal" divorce or annulment. Because of that, the compelling-interest jurisdiction of Government is outside and beyond this contract, and any protective or inhibitory impositions by Government on those who sign this document are restricted and limited to their own individual infractions against federal or other Law (if any occurs), non-related to this Marriage Declaration.

3. Couples who sign the Marriage Declaration above should NOT declare themselves as "Married" but instead as "Single" on such Government Forms as IRS 1040 and others, being that the State has no present legal options of legitimate or legally-recognized female-concubine [harem] polygamy, but will instead consider partners who sign this Marriage Declaration as "quasi-married" rather than misrepresenting them as "living in sin, committing and not performing "fornication," being guilty of "adultery," or "having an affair." Also, being termed a "mistress" (who by dictionary definition is not married) is obviously not the same as being called a "concubine" (as in a harem, who by contrast is married to her husband, whether he be a sheik or equivalent).

4. In the case of religious-ceremony services and liturgical format of such accompanying the acknowledgment or celebration of the those who sign the above Marriage Declaration, there shall be no statement of church-related Banns involving such utterances as: "If anyone can show just cause why these two people cannot be married, let them speak now or forever hold their peace."

5. A publicly-observable sex show of the marriage-acknowledging couple such as holding hands and/or the husband kissing the bride involved during a possible religious-ceremony service accompanying this Marriage Declaration, is prohibited.

6. In no cases shall the bride nor bridesmaids involved during a possible religious-ceremony service accompanying this Marriage Declaration be immodestly attired with loose-long-haired mopheadedness, naked arms, nude shoulders or back, nor exposing any parts of the feet.

7. No marriage-discouraging or marriage-postponing premarital counseling or interrogation is to be done previous to a man and woman signing this Marriage Declaration, nor is there any need to acquire approval for women aged 20 years and older from family relatives to celebrate the signing of this Marriage Declaration with a possible religious-ceremony church service.

8. No phrases like: "till death do us part" nor "as long as we both shall live" shall be spoken by the man or woman or witness involved with the signing of this Marriage Declaration as during a possible religious-ceremony service accompanying this Marriage Declaration.

9. If there is a possible religious-ceremony service accompanying this Marriage Declaration, the gold-band Marriage Ring shall be placed on the 4th finger of the left hand of the bride. If she has no 4th finger of that hand, the 3rd finger of her left hand is next best.

10. Those who sign this Marriage Declaration are, by automatic default, under the direct and impartial Scriptural authority of Almighty God in the person of Jesus Christ.

Background information involved in the formation of the above rules was obtained with reference to marriage-ceremony liturgy found in the Black Hymnal of the Augustana Lutheran Church and the Red Hymnal of the Lutheran Church in America.