"You have been charged with inferring that Jesus Christ, who created planet Earth, created planet Earth. Do you plead 'Guilty' or 'Not Guilty' - so help you God?"

"Are those the only two choices I have - so help me WHO?"

Simply answer the question: 'Guilty' or 'Not Guilty' - or you will be held in Contempt of Court."

"Shove it up your rectum, your Dishonor!"

It has been stated in Holy Scripture:

First Timothy 2:8 Therefore, I desire that men pray everywhere, lifting up holy hands, without wrath and doubting.
First Timothy 2:9 In the same way also, I desire that women adorn themselves in decent clothing, with modesty and sensibility, not adorned with broiding, or gold, or pearls, or costly clothing . . .

Pray "everywhere?". I guess. But does that couple of dual Bible verses semantically insinuate that women also have to have adorn themselves "modestly" (whatever THAT means and does not mean) when "everywhere" - like when taking a shower or bathing in a tub, urinating or defecating privately?

It brings to mind two passages of Holy Writ:

Second Corinthians 4:2 [RSV] We have renounced disgraceful, underhanded ways; we refuse to practice cunning or to tamper with God's word, but by the open statement of the truth we would commend ourselves to every man's conscience in the sight of God.
Second Corinthians 4:2 [JPS] But have renounced the hidden things of dishonesty, not walking in craftiness, nor handling the word of God deceitfully; but by manifestation of the truth commending ourselves to every man's conscience in the sight of God.

Second Peter 3:15 And consider the forbearance of our Lord as salvation. So also our beloved brother Paul wrote to you according to the wisdom given him,
Second Peter 3:16 speaking of this as he does in all his letters. There are some things in them hard to understand, which the ignorant and unstable twist to their own destruction, as they do the other scriptures.

So where within the entirety of the Bible are the following verses:

"You shall not uncover the nakedness of your wife."
"You shall not uncover the nakedness of your husband."
"You shall not drink water from a cup while lying on your side with your left hand."
"You shall not let your spouse drink water from a cup while you lie on your right side watching them."
"You shall turn in your Social Security card and pay Obamanation to issue you a new one."
"You shall renew your Drivers License by taking a behind-the-wheel Drivers Test every year with an Obamanite official."
"You shall pay the Obama Administration a monthly fee for use of American gravity, or be fined by the IRS."

The answer to all the above is: NO where in all of Scripture are ANY of the above stipulations found!

No will they ever be found there.

But, getting back to "women" (of WHAT age or age-range, and not girls also?) wearing "decent" clothing (whatever THAT is and is not) -- everywhere?

There are precious few Bible references relating to men(?) undressing women, but there are a few:

Leviticus 18:15 You shall not uncover the nakedness of your daughter-in-law; she is your son's wife, you shall not uncover her nakedness.

Isaiah 3:17 [KJV/RSV] the Lord will smite with a scab the heads of the daughters of Zion, and the LORD will lay bare their secret parts.

Isaiah 47:1 Come down and sit in the dust, virgin daughter of Babylon; sit on the ground without a throne, daughter of the Chaldeans! For you shall no more be called tender and delicate.
Isaiah 47:2 Take the millstones and grind meal, put off your veil, strip off your robe, uncover your legs, pass through the rivers.
Isaiah 47:3 Your nakedness shall be uncovered, and your shame shall be seen. I will take vengeance, and I will spare no human.

Hosea 2:2 "Plead with your mother, plead -- for she is not my wife, and I am not her husband -- that she put away her harlotry from her face, and her adultery from between her breasts;
3 lest I strip her naked and make her as in the day she was born, and make her like a wilderness, and set her like a parched land, and slay her with thirst.
4 Upon her children also I will have no pity, because they are children of harlotry.
5 For their mother has played the harlot; she that conceived them has acted shamefully. For she said, 'I will go after my lovers, who give me my bread and my water, my wool and my flax, my oil and my drink.'
6 Therefore I will hedge up her way with thorns; and I will build a wall against her, so that she cannot find her paths.
7 She shall pursue her lovers, but not overtake them; and she shall seek them, but shall not find them. Then she shall say, 'I will go and return to my first husband, for it was better with me then than now.'
8 And she did not know that it was I who gave her the grain, the wine, and the oil, and who lavished upon her silver and gold which they used for [porno-fashion/style/idolatrous] Baal.
9 Therefore I will take back my grain in its time, and my wine in its season; and I will take away my wool and my flax, which were to cover her nakedness.
10 Now I will uncover her lewdness in the sight of her lovers, and no one shall rescue her out of my hand."

So, modesty of hairstyle, armwear (or lack of it), legwear (or lack of it), footwear (or lack of it) is "relative" - depending on the culture, the changing and fickle mores of the time, and merely "modest" to whoever thinks that it is or is not "modest?" -- whenever and wherever differing opinions deem such to be "modest" or "partially modest" or "partially immodest" or "obscene" or "acceptable?"

Quotations from the Bible perhaps or maybe or apparently or probably or even plainly pertaining to particularly female body pieces or parts do exist with texts of especially Old-Testament Scripture:

Numbers 5:18 And the priest shall set the woman before the LORD, and unbind the hair of the woman's head, and place in her hands the cereal offering of remembrance, which is the cereal offering of jealousy. And in his hand the priest shall have the water of bitterness that brings the curse.

Song of Solomon 7:5 YOUR head crowns you like Carmel, and your flowing locks are like purple; a king is held captive in the tresses.
10 I am MY beloved's, and HIS desire is for ME.
11 Come, MY beloved, let US go forth into the fields, and lodge in the villages;
12 let US go out early to the vineyards, and see whether the vines have budded, whether the grape blossoms have opened and the pomegranates are in bloom. There I will give you MY love.
13 The mandrakes give forth fragrance, and over OUR doors are all choice fruits, new as well as old, which I have laid up for YOU, MY beloved.

How about the female-human arms?

Second Samuel 13:18 [RSV/NASV] Now she was wearing a full-length gown with long sleeves; for thus were the virgin daughters of the king traditionally clad. So his servant put her out, and bolted the door after her.

How about the female-human feet in socks-under-sandals or boots?

Jeremiah 2:25 [KJV/RSV] Keep your feet from going unshod and your throat from thirst. But you said, 'It is hopeless, for I have loved strangers, and after them I will go.'

It is clearly quite likely that the actual and obvious meaning of the "everywhere adorned modestly in decent clothing" idea or concept or abstraction conveyed by that unique combination of English alphabet lettering in First Timothy 2:8-9 does in fact relate to and is reasonably defined by other Scripture mentioned (e.g. Numbers 5:18, Song of Solomon 7:5, Second Samuel 13:18, Isaiah 47:1-3 and Jeremiah 2:25 among others such as Proverbs 5:19 and Isaiah chapter 20 plus Ezekiel 16 and 23 which the reader can check out for himself or herself).

As you recall, it was strongly implied and indicated that the "everywhere adorned modestly in decent clothing" application to privately bathing, showering, urinating, or defecating would be a blatant out-of-context misinterpretation aptly discredited with:

Second Corinthians 4:2 [RSV] We have renounced disgraceful, underhanded ways; we refuse to practice cunning or to tamper with God's word, but by the open statement of the truth we would commend ourselves to every man's conscience in the sight of God.
Second Corinthians 4:2 [JPS] But have renounced the hidden things of dishonesty, not walking in craftiness, nor handling the word of God deceitfully; but by manifestation of the truth commending ourselves to every man's conscience in the sight of God.

Second Peter 3:15 And consider the forbearance of our Lord as salvation. So also our beloved brother Paul wrote to you according to the wisdom given him,
Second Peter 3:16 speaking of this as he does in all his letters. There are some things in them hard to understand, which the ignorant and unstable twist to their own destruction, as they do the other scriptures.

But how about if the bathing is NOT private, though not necessarily (nor usually nor legally) "everywhere" or "anywhere?"

Ephesians 5:25 Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave Himself up for her,
26 that He might sanctify her, having cleansed her by the washing of water with the word,
27 that He might present the church to Himself in splendor, without spot or wrinkle or any such thing, that she might be holy and without blemish.
28 Even so husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.
29 For no man ever hates his own flesh, but nourishes and cherishes it, as Christ does the church, 30 because we are members of His body.
31 For this reason a man shall leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh.

" . . . having cleansed her by the washing of water?"

. . . with or without the secluded heterosexual marital denuding parameters suggested in Numbers 5:18, Leviticus 18:15, Second Samuel 13:18, Proverbs 5:19 [KJV/NASV], Song of Solomon 7:1-13, Isaiah 3:17 and 20:4 and 47:1-4, Jeremiah 2:25 and Hosea 2:2-10?

Such CAN legitimately be accommodated to:

Isaiah 57:8 Behind the door and the doorpost you have set up your symbol; for, deserting me, you have uncovered your bed, you have gone up to it, you have made it wide; and you have made a bargain for yourself with them, you have loved their bed, you have looked on nakedness.

. . . with the needed adjustment of replacing the above-stated word "deserting" to "welcoming," the "them" with "me," and the "their bed" with "our bed" -- in the proper and holy and sacred context of:

First Timothy 5:14 So I would have younger women marry, bear children, manage their households, and give the enemy no cause to revile us.

Hebrews 13:4 Let marriage be held in honor among all, and let the marriage bed be undefiled; for God will judge fornicators and adulterers.

As they say:

"Take it home." Or:

"Get a room."